Candice, A Limerick Challenge

There was a young lady named Candice,
who worked in a trader’s back office
When the stock market crashed
Her job, her life got trashed
Candice was laid off without notice

Merry Christmas to you…
Your job is all through…
Her boss called her in
Then pipped with a grin:
“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas to you!”

Candice didn’t dally about
On his ear she landed a clout!
“Sorry” said she “but my hand did so itch…”
“to give you that clout, you son of a b—h!”
Sporting a grin Candice strolled out.

POETIC FORMS WK 3 : LIMERICK (Sept. 21-October 2, 2011)
FUNNY BUNNY FRIDAYS WK 3 (Oct. 7- 16, 2011)

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About emanita01

I am a Franco-american woman who hails from Brookline, Massachusetts. I live in France near the Swiss border, only minutes away from Geneva. I am a member of the Geneva Writers Group and the Association La Forge, a literary group based in France. I write stories, poems and am currently working on a couple of plays, a one-woman show and a dramatized poem.
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13 Responses to Candice, A Limerick Challenge

  1. the last line tickles.
    wow.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Morning says:

    beautiful limericks.

  3. Leonargo says:

    Wow, truely funny and a wonderful morning laugh! Thank you!

  4. Pingback: Humor: Some Limericks For The Road… | Mirth and Motivation

  5. ElizOF says:

    The clout was deserved. ๐Ÿ˜† TY for stopping by my blog. I enjoyed your limerick too. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. very delightful ones, well done.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

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