Category Archives: Humor

Two-Sentence Story Contest: New Beginnings

Vidi, Vici, Veni   He rolled over laughing: “I came, I saw, I conquered.” She stood, began dressing: “I’ll name, you’ll ‘aw *!*!#$%!!*’, you’ve fathered!” Advertisements

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Some Days Require Poems

From an email I received from my sage lady friend. Enjoy ;-D The Parent children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore. And that’s what parents were created for. ( Ogden Nash, who else? ) Loss The day he moved out … Continue reading

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Quick Calculation

Mother: Go clean up the dishes so I can prepare dinner. Teenager: But I already did the dishes once today! Mother: Your job’s to wash the dishes after I’ve cooked.  Teenager: Yeah, right! Mother:  And how many times a day … Continue reading

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Bluebell Books: Short Story Slam Week 17/2011

The landscape doesn’t look familiar. The steaming cuppa does look inviting… The tasks I must accomplish pile higher and higher… As time whirls by, I begin to meet myself coming and going. The steaming cuppa does look inviting… If I … Continue reading

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Test? What Test?

A funny thing happened to me on my way to crossing the Swiss border into France. We approached the control point with Pink’s “So What I am a Rock Star” blaring. I was switching back and forth between chatting with … Continue reading

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Being Tired Ain’t What it Used to Be!

Image Credit: http://lkramer14.wordpress.com/2011/07/15/an-impossible-dream/ Once upon a time, I’d soak in a nice hot bath, climb out and leave tired muscles behind. Yesterday, I soaked my tired self in a nice hot bath and found my muscles had left ME behind. … Continue reading

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Candice, A Limerick Challenge

There was a young lady named Candice, who worked in a trader’s back office When the stock market crashed Her job, her life got trashed Candice was laid off without notice Merry Christmas to you… Your job is all through… … Continue reading

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